Or....
Father Christmas = The rich Mr Fat Ass
Quote from: 'The Gaffer' on 11, December, 2015, 04:02:09 PM
Or....
Father Christmas = The rich Mr Fat Ass
I was looking up anagrams a while back, here are a few.......
the gaffer = the fag ref
iancider = iced rain
moleman = am lemon (well he does seem to like yellow)
lucky ed = el ducky (that famous camp spanish bloke)
mike bishop = his bike mop (the thing he uses to clean his bike)
bulldog bri = I blurb gold (everthing he say is very valuable)
hairy santa (there are some good ones here!) = ashtray ani (his well known alter ago when he's out on the town)
a nasty hair - hay air tans (it does when you go as fast as he does!)
and last but not least (you will like this one!) - facial hair optional = artificial anal hoop (yes I do actually have one of those, I think it's in the loft somewhere!) ;D ;D ;D
Oh yeah and Father Christmas = sh*t fast charmer (since he put a bike engine in his sleigh he is anyway! :P :P :P)