;D ;D ;D
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=269498599851878&set=a.173223272812745.40140.169928506475555&type=1
The Funeral director said the widdower..
"Would you like her embalmed, buried or cremated"
He said:
"Try the lot I don't want to take any chances"
Jack Benny circa 1955