More difficult to claim benefits....Cameron

[Denzle]

David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
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From next week the claim forms will only be printed in English.      
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I was reading the paper today about a dwarf who was pickpocketed.
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How could anyone stoop so low.      
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A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a midget.  Furious she screams...You promised you wouldnt cheat again
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The husband replies...  For god sake woman, cant you see Im trying to cut down.      
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['The Gaffer']

BOOM BOOM!