Buriel at sea. Just for laughs

[Denzle]

Mick & Pat lost their uncle Ned recently but werent sure how to bury him.

Mick  suggested that because he was a seaman nearly all his life a burial at sea would be appropriate.

Pat agreed to this so borrowed a friends boat and put uncle Ned into it.

They rowed out 50 yds and mick jumped over the side.
Its no good here Pat, Mick said, its only up to my knees.

So they row out further.

Again Mick jumps over the side.  Its no good here either Pat, he says,  it only comes to my waist.

This time they row for half an hour and could  hardly see the land.

Mick jumps over the side and vanishes.    Pat is concerned as Mick is gone a long time.

Then he could see Micks head appear above the water.   Well what do think here then Mick, Pat says.

Oh this is a great spot bi jesus, Its really deep and has a nice sandy bottom............. Now pass me the shovel.

                           Its the way I tell em......

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Spent £40 on eBay last week for a penis enlarger.

Just opened it and the Bas***d sent me a magnifying glass.            

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Its the way I tell em.....  Come on gaffer...Boom..Boom me. 

                                                                             

['The Gaffer']

Boom Boom   I did laugh at the first one.