The Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon

['The Gaffer']

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley

motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take

a look at his bike.


The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a

question?


The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the

motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and

asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,

fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So

how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks,

when you and I are doing basically the same work?quot;


The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the

mechanic...
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"Try doing it with the engine running".

[Denzle]

Good one that.  I like it..   Boom...Boom    

[Quarrycars]

Good one, although I have heard that on the big marine engines with individual cylinders they can shut down one cyl and pull the head with it running!