Its A Womans World. For The Wifes & Girl friends of The BKCC.

[Denzle]

Wife.....Vs.......Husband.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier dicussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
` Relatives Of Yours`?

`Yep` the wife replied, `In laws"           

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WOMEN`S REVENGE....

`Cash, cheque or charge ? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchas.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for the television set in her bag.

`So, do you always carry your remote ? I asked.

`No, ` she replied, ` but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.          

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN.  ( A Mans Perspective)

I know Im not going to understand women as I`ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax.....pour it onto your upper thigh...rip the hair out by the root.

And still be afraid of a spider.          

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WORDS.....

A husband read out to his wife about how many words a woman uses a day.

                        30.000  to a mans 15.000

The wife replied,  `The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband turned to his wife and asked,   `WHAT ?          

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WHO DOES WHAT....

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said,  You should do it, because you get up first, and then we dont have to wait a long time to get it.

The Husband said,   You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because thats your job.

Wife replies,  `No you should do it, and besides its in the bible, that the man should do the coffee.

Husband replies, I dont believe that, show me, so she showed him the top of several pages that indeed says..........HEBREWS.           

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God may have created man before women.

But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.          


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THESE ARE FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH, AND TO MEN WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT.                         

['The Gaffer']

Boom Boom

[Hairy Santa]

according to my misses they are all true and brilliant

and she should know, she's never wrong

[Furore Phil]

I never argue with the wife ! - she won't let me.

I married miss right, then I found out her first name was "allways"...