A stray

[Iancider]

We found this guy by our dustbin today.  He looked kind of lonely and bedraggled and perhaps pretty hungy so we took him in.  Okay so he left some mud on the floor and he was kind of smelly but wifey sat him on her lap and stroked him for most of the afternoon.  Okay he damaged a lot of furniture and comes and goes as he sees fit.  He doesn't shower but he can put his leg behind his head and lick his nuts and thigh clean.  He doesn't speak but he lets you know when he's hungry.  He likes to crap in a box in the kitchen and now he sleeps with my wife all night.  But hey if its okay for cats why not a hobo?

[YellaBelly]

['The Gaffer']

Dont be surprised if he just moves on to his next adventure one day

[garry h]

When I started reading this I thought it was about my son who just got home from uni,apart from the licking his nuts bit,(as far as I know) 

[garry h]

and sleeping with wife of course !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!