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[Gary RH7]

Very funny
Where do you get these from?

[sanzomat]

Just as I was thinking about booking my middle aged man health check...

[benchmark51]

Just as I was thinking about booking my middle aged man health check...

enjoy!!

[Facial Hair Optional]

Funny cos the last asshole I met was only 5 foot 7, they don't recruit 'em like they used to!

[Moleman]

That's still tall to me mate.   

['The Gaffer']

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."

[Iancider]

Nice one Gaffer!

[Facial Hair Optional]

That's still tall to me mate.   

Hey Col, well done on hitting 4000 posts mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing contribution 

You truly are a Fanatical Member!!! 

[Facial Hair Optional]

That's still tall to me mate.   

Ah bless. You never know mate, the 1970's fashion may come around agian, then you can get platforms!!! Not that you really remember the 70's being so young!! 

[Moleman]

Thanks mate. I don't think I can drive the westy in platforms though. 

[Lucky Ed]

Thanks mate. I don't think I can drive the westy in platforms though. 

You could always try high heels instead

[benchmark51]

Stop it, you'll have him in thigh length boots and a whip next.

[Facial Hair Optional]

 

Just put the seat back a notch or two Colin, surely you have driven in heels before? We all have havent we??? Er..... is it just me then??