essex girls

[benchmark51]

Essex Girls.

You know Essex girls, they have a wide vocabulary.

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex.

Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."
The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy dealing with the two blokes in the Fiat Uno".

[Gary RH7]

I had a Peugeot 108 but we couldn't all fit in

Sure there are loads more

['The Gaffer']

Boom boom 

[Bulldog Bri]

['The Gaffer']

Now that was even funnier 

[longtimecoming]

I once had a Renault 16, now was a tight fit.

[Moleman]

My westy is a 2000 sport.  Not a chance. 

[sanzomat]

There should only be an arachnid in mine then!

[Facial Hair Optional]

There should only be an arachnid in mine then!

Bet you've got more than one, does that mean you are overloaded Dave?

I have one that lives permanently in my tin top wing mirror!