SANTA's CLAWS

[Iancider]

Has it ever occurred to you that SANTA is an anagram of SATAN

['The Gaffer']

Or....

Father Christmas = The rich Mr Fat Ass

[Facial Hair Optional]

Or....

Father Christmas = The rich Mr Fat Ass

I was looking up anagrams a while back, here are a few.......

the gaffer = the fag ref
iancider = iced rain
moleman = am lemon (well he does seem to like yellow)
lucky ed = el ducky (that famous camp spanish bloke)
mike bishop = his bike mop (the thing he uses to clean his bike)
bulldog bri = I blurb gold (everthing he say is very valuable)
hairy santa (there are some good ones here!) = ashtray ani (his well known alter ago when he's out on the town)
a nasty hair - hay air tans (it does when you go as fast as he does!)
and last but not least (you will like this one!) - facial hair optional = artificial anal hoop (yes I do actually have one of those, I think it's in the loft somewhere!) 

Oh yeah and Father Christmas = sh*t fast charmer (since he put a bike engine in his sleigh he is anyway!  )

[Moleman]

Very good mate.