Bristol facts

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Bristol Facts.

What do Hartcliffe girls use for protection during sex?
The bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old lady from Bedminster?
Nan.
What do you call a Knowle West girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What's the first question on quiz night down The Billy?
What the f**k are you lookin at?
2 Kingswood lads in a Corsa with no music, who's driving?
The police.
And finally, what's the most confusing day for everyone in Cadbury Heath?
Fathers Day!