Remind me again... Why cant I get a job?

['The Gaffer']

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Just think. There was once a time when you wouldn't get employed if you had long hair and/or a beard. Seems pretty tame now, doesn't it?

I atually quite like some of them, but think they might scare my customers away

[Richard]

Wow, some serious dedication to creating "a look" 

[YellaBelly]

Just one question......


.........WHY?

[pedro]

I am just wondering what archaeologists will make of it if they dig up a corpse with some of these body modifications, perhaps we should make sure they are all buried next to Sellafield!