Iceland Volcano

[Quarrycars]

Could someone call Iceland and tell them we are very impressed with their volcano and they can turn it off now.

['The Gaffer']

Went outside today and got hit by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. Someone said it's a fallout from Iceland.

Maybe it's too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano...we should at least wait until the dust settles.