A bridge too far

[chrislandy]

Just posted on uphillracers

A Hell's Angle was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said. 'Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build us a bridge to New Zealand so we can ride over anytime we want.'

The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.

The Lord paused for a second then replied;

'Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

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