David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.
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From next week the claim forms will only be printed in English. ;D ;D
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I was reading the paper today about a dwarf who was pickpocketed.
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How could anyone stoop so low. ;D ;D
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A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a midget. Furious she screams...You promised you wouldnt cheat again
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The husband replies... For god sake woman, cant you see Im trying to cut down. ;D ;D
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BOOM BOOM! :))