Newsflash!

[fromeflyer]

Reports are being confirmed that my 'mancave', (not to be confused with my manhole), has been infiltrated.
Despite all warnings and traps put in place, all fears have been confirmed that it was in fact a person sporting auburn hair and boobies otherwise known as...a WOMAN.
No one has been hurt (apart from my feelings), but a trickle charger wire has been stood on thus causing the charger to be yanked from the socket and breaking.
Please all men be vigilant and keep an eye out on your women sneaking into your mancave to retrieve paint brushes.

[benchmark51]

Sounds like you need one of these, works a treat.

[Facial Hair Optional]

I have one of those - to stop them escaping!! 

Just so we are clear - not grandmas ok!! I have an upper age limit in this house!

Ok, now I wait for the jokes to emerge!

[CC Cyclone]

sneaking into your mancave to retrieve paint brushes.

If it gets me out of the painting I wouldn't complain. My suggestion to avoid any future trespass would be to keep the paint & brushes elsewhere. Her bedside cabinet seems a sensible option. Hope that is helpful