Ever been stopped...........and don't know why?

[Casino]

I got stopped and was asked to switch-off the engine and join him at the back of the car.
He said "Is this your car, Sir?"                   "Yes", I answered.
Bearing in mind that I was in full santa outfit he then asked for my name.
Now,  I don't know what came over me,  but I said, "Father Christmas".
I couldn't believe it when he asked "where did I live ?"
By now I was nearly wetting myself and replied "THE NORTH POLE"

In a very agitated state , he asked why I had blow-up sheep sticking out the front of my car.    Because I couldn't get any blow-up reindeer I answered.

But the're DANGEROUS he screamed.     
Oh No,   No. No they're not   I replied
Well.................not if you creep up quietly behind them.......

[Grin-a-lot]

But the're DANGEROUS he screamed

I would've thought the authorities would be glad to see an added crumple zone on a vehicle

['The Gaffer']

Haha, are they coming along to the club Christmas meal?

[Casino]

Haha, are they coming along to the club Christmas meal?

It's either them or my wife !

[Denzle]

HaHa, thats a goodun Casino.  Bust at the gut I was.   

A Very Happy Christmas to you and the other half.  Will meet again soon.
                                Denzle.   

[Casino]

Thanks Denzle, and the same to you and yours.
See you at Stoneleigh ?
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