Caption competition

[alastair]

I took this picture last night of Colin whilst we were helping Pete to strip his car down ready for painting
I thought it would make a great caption competition. All captions welcome. 

[benchmark51]

..........and the car said , Well it started out as a pimple on my arse!

['The Gaffer']

Pete!!! Stop waving that sword around, you could have someones head off..

[Hairy Santa]

Thanks to Colin and Alastair for popping round last night, almost ready for the paint shop now

Colin was heard saying  " you sure they havn't hid the engine in here somewhere" 

thanks guys

[bluehornetrider]

safely store your head in here!

Were you looking for a few extra ponies in there?

[Moleman]

Colin is saying "I've found Pete's secret stash of pie's!" 

[Lucky Ed]

"These headlamp bulbs could be a bit easier to change"

[Krazyken]

Colin saying "I looked quite normal until I met Pete"

OR

Colin saying "This friggin car! Is this how an Ostrich does it?"

[Bulldog Bri]

'Ave you got a light boy?' 

[YellaBelly]

If I can't see them, they can't see me

['The Gaffer']

Fcuk me!!! These vacuum assisted headlights are strong...

[garry h]

Right thats my head and neck in just my shoulders,waist and legs to go and I win the £1.00 bet that will teach them to bet with me 

[Iancider]

Love it!!!!

"IVA tests are more demanding since live-pedestrian testing was introduced"

"SIGN: This is not a fire exit"

"Early entrant for how many people can you get in a car, explores undiscovered spaces"

"Ahah, I've found my nuts"

"Another ingenous way to change a wheel - use a spanner"

"Another new BKCC member endures the initiation test"

"If the hat fits - wear it"

"Colin checks track-day noise levels"

"Dont drink and drive!"

"Doors on kit-cars are genrally avoided for practical reasons"

"There is alway someone in a kit-car club that needs help - I mean - really needs help"

"Scientists have admitted : Experiments in Star Trek Matter Transportation have been abanoned when a man and his car were transported simultaneously -  their bodies merged and the other picture is far too guesome to show - with a head on wheels"

"ECU with intelligent chip inserted"

"Improvised axel stand"

"Headlight Flasher"

"Adopt brace position before impact"

[Bulldog Bri]

Flippin' eck Ian!! haven't you got anything else to do. Brilliant. Lol. 

Think he win's the comp'

[Daley Down Under]

"I'm sure I left my woolly hat in here"

[WALNUT]

Thank god there is a engin in here, for one alful moment just after I slipped, I thought it was Petes backside.

[Sprint 7]

   I see no ships; only hardships and its a good job Rod Hull has snuffed it.

[alastair]

- "I slipped, honestly!"

- Colin was caught giving head to a car at a well known dogging site.

- "I'm sure I put it in here!"

- Colin makes light of the situation.

['The Gaffer']

Ok someone who did not enter the competition needs to step up to the plate and choose a winner. First volunteer to be the judge votes for winner. Decision is final.



And the winner is...??

[Iancider]

Don't you think Walnut has a wicked sense of humour and uncannilly perceptive observation