poo bus

[benchmark51]

Wouldn't want to get stuck behind it on a hot day though.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137

[Bulldog Bri]

Newsflash......

The UK's first bus powered by human waste has been involved in a 'near miss' in Bristol earlier today.
Accident investigators are examining a huge skid mark left on a bend. 

['The Gaffer']

Always plenty of spare fuel on board in the event of it running low

[Facial Hair Optional]

Holy sh*t Batman!!!

[longtimecoming]

Apparently they get most of the fuel from Parliament bull**it and hot air is used to boost an uphill struggle. 

[Iancider]

Its no for me

It would be Cr*p on the track!   

[paintman]

Its no for me

It would be Cr*p on the track!   

What a s**t joke Ian!!

[Krazyken]

All the jokes can be classed as No.2's

[Iancider]

Definitions:

A crowded bus will have sitting room only

Economy will be measured in Mile Per ....

Waiting for a Bus is anticipaton, keeping a bus waiting is constipation

A bus must stop for the passengers to get on but these passengers must stop to get off

You are going potty if you get on

Passengers will not be allowed to share seats

You wil be handed a ticket when you've paid your fare

It will have a Renault Dire Rear and 48 SEATs inside

High octane V-Power fuel = VindaLoo

It's a high emmission bus with a rasping exhaust

A Rolls Royce for the Affluent, an Effluent Bus for the poor

Syphoning fuel is history!