funny car stickers

[alastair]

Ok, so I thought I would  start a topic where people can post unusual or funny car stickers.
Ones i have seen are:
"Honk if you're horny."
"Don't come knocking if the vam is rocking."
"Powered by fairy dust." - uh, how about unleaded???
"My other cars a porsche." - its not and you probably would recognise ome if it ran you over.
"If it doesn't rattle it's not a real mini"
"Lower than your grans nipples"

That should start things off so get posting some that you have seen.

[Grin-a-lot]

"Powered by fairy dust." - uh, how about unleaded???

In my experience "Powered by fairy dust" = "Driven by Jabba The Hutt".

[benchmark51]

All tools removed at night - including the driver

[Moleman]

I had "My other car is a escort van" on my TT about 3 years ago. 

[alastair]

In my experience "Powered by fairy dust" = "Driven by Jabba The Hutt".

haha  btilliant! And so true.

I saw one today which said "lower than a midgets ball bag"

[stevel]

Not quite a sticker but appealed to my childish sense of humour.

[alastair]

Saw this on a mini on sundays briatol mini day.

[YellaBelly]

Not quite a sticker but appealed to my childish sense of humour.

Place we used to live had a septic tank, and the guy that used to come round to empty it had a cracking slogan:

"You dump it, we pump it! No Jobbie too large!!

[benchmark51]

An old classic,this one

[Quarrycars]

Driver carries no money - he's married.

[WALNUT]

If this car is being driven sensably please report it as stolen

[benchmark51]

You don't scare me - I got daughters!

[Moleman]

Just seen one on a van which said "I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"   

[benchmark51]

Spotted this one on ebay

['The Gaffer']

Just seen one on a van which said "I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"   

Again, on a van.. "The driver of this vehicle has nuts, screws, and bolts"    ..Think about it

[johnboy]

seen one at stoneleigh that said " I'm not lost, I'm bloody exploring"

[Moleman]

Just seen. "Kids are for life. Not just for benefits!"

[Iancider]

What do you call a man in a kit car? 
- Anything you like, he can't hear you!

[bluehornetrider]

I always liked the biker t-shirt with "If you can read this the wife's fallen off!"

My friend used to go around with business cards with

Please leave me a can opener next time you park next to me, assholes like you should take the bus!

[Bulldog Bri]

Just found this one

[benchmark51]

Just seen one on a van which said "I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"   

I've seen that, but someone else added ' She is, but not with you!