Another one for walnut

[benchmark51]

Get this one for the missus, you could call it hazelnut 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161325139339?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2648

[robp]

It's rear engined.  I wonder what is under that large bonnet? 

[benchmark51]

Whatever you want really. I suppose Walnut could stash a couple of his 'scantilly clads'  in there 

[Iancider]

What??? Whorespower under the bonnet!!!

[Moleman]

That is funny Dave. From now on I'm calling Walnut's misses Hazel. 

Nice car too. 

[WALNUT]

If she had a week bladder you could call her peanut

['Mendip Wurzel']

Or if she liked football you could call her a Brazil nut.........

[Moleman]

If she likes sun bathing then you could call her dry roasted! 

[WALNUT]

she likes shoes, but I don't know what to call her.