BKCC member ranking titles??

[Facial Hair Optional]

Hi, I notice that there are various titles given to members, I am still a newbie for example, but I've also seen full member, junior member, hero member, superhero member and others. How does this work? I want to become a wing commander or maybe group captain ASAP please! Does bribery work ££££?

Colin, Bri, Ian, The Gaffer I'm sure you all know the secret so spill the beans please! 

PS I am not interested in becoming a flacid member, limp member, half mast member or any thing like that ta!

[Bulldog Bri]

The more you post the higher rank you achieve. Simples.

[benchmark51]

But the lowest ranks have to remember that ' THEY ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW' and they get to buy the tea and pies at the meets. lol 

[Facial Hair Optional]

Pies? They just add weight and slow you down! Salad from now on for me!!

(your humble servant sir) 

[Facial Hair Optional]

BLOODY HELL FIRE, how spooky is that, I just got promoted from Newbie to Jr Member!! Cool.

Even I can work out that hitting 50 posts was the trigger!

My guess is next level must be 100?

I wonder what I'll be called next? (sarcastic replies expected as per norm!!!!!!) 

[benchmark51]

I dunno, but are you allowed in Ikea yet?

['The Gaffer']

For the record

Newbie              0
Jr. Member      50   
Full Member      100   
Sr. Member      250   
Hero Member      500   
Superhero Member   1000   
Mega Member      2000   
Ultra Mega Member   3000   

Edit, I have just added two more ranks:

Fanatical Member   4000   
Superlative Member   5000   

[Moleman]

But the lowest ranks have to remember that ' THEY ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW' and they get to buy the tea and pies at the meets. lol 

If this is the case then Why haven't people been buying me pie's then?

[Hairy Santa]

But the lowest ranks have to remember that ' THEY ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW' and they get to buy the tea and pies at the meets. lol 

If this is the case then Why haven't people been buying me pie's then?
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Because it would slow your track days down  ]

[Moleman]

I don't know the odd cake would be nice. 

[Iancider]

Can I suggest:

10,000 posts - Posting Super-God member
10,001 posts - get a life you should get out more!

[Gary RH7]

I better start doing more posting then. Newbie at my age just doesn't sound right.

[Facial Hair Optional]

I dunno, but are you allowed in Ikea yet?

I'm still trying to work out what this means and if it's an insult or not!!!   

[benchmark51]

I dunno, but are you allowed in Ikea yet?

I'm still trying to work out what this means and if it's an insult or not!!!   

Many moons ago when buffalo still roamed the great plain of Eastville park, Ikea opened in Bristol, they put out a notice saying that facial hair was not allowed in their new store. Many took this as being serious, not the joke it was intended to be (including the M-in-L). They eventually relaxed the rule and allowed some facial hair. I think there are still those who think it was for real.

[Facial Hair Optional]

Well I learn something new every day!

I had never heard that before!!!

Now all I need to learn is what M-in-L means!?

Benchmark51 speak in many strange tongues!! 

[benchmark51]

Well I learn something new every day!

I had never heard that before!!!

Now all I need to learn is what M-in-L means!?

Benchmark51 speak in many strange tongues!! 

M-in-L is the dragon that begat SWMBO. 

[Facial Hair Optional]

hahahahahahahahaha!!! I actually had to google that but now I get it!!!

I feel my leg is aching from all the pulling!!!!   

I hope neither of those good ladies read this forum!!!! 

[Facial Hair Optional]

I don't know the odd cake would be nice. 

I'm bringing you one Col, beetroot, cinnamon and cheese.

Yum.

Odd enough for you? 

[Moleman]

Sounds yummy mate. Though I might be a bit full after eating everyone else's that day. 

[Gary RH7]

Forget the pie's, buffaloes and what F... M-in-L means..I am just trying to get form being a NEWBIE. Only a few more posts to go and whoopee a Jr Member... sad life eh!! Or is it???

[Facial Hair Optional]

Forget the pie's, buffaloes and what F... M-in-L means..I am just trying to get form being a NEWBIE. Only a few more posts to go and whoopee a Jr Member... sad life eh!! Or is it???

You made it Gary! Well done!!

Mother in Law, or Monster in Law!!

[Moleman]

Still waiting for my Cakes.  I didn't seem to get any on the last show.   

[Iancider]

An Ode to not posting

I know I could and would
But won't
And I know that I should
But can't
And I know that I could
And would
But won't
Cos I'm shy
And I shan't!

[Bulldog Bri]

Well done Gary don't stop now

[Gary RH7]

Thanks for the support guys