What I got up to yesterday.

[Moleman]

I now have a SWMBO so I'm not sure if I will be out much any more.








We didn't tell a soul so it was nice to see everyone's surprised faces when they walked into what they though was a engagement party. 

[sanzomat]

You certainly kept that a secret! And in Yate too so could have popped over.

Congratulations to both of you and glad to see the westie got involved too.

And you think that's an excuse to not turn up at Queens Square?

[Facial Hair Optional]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You went and got married?? You sneaky pair! My ex works there too!! I'm only down the road Colin.

CONGRATS to you at the now MRS COLIN MOLEMAN!!!!

See you tomorrow mate.

Now I know why you have been smiling so much lately, and you didnt say a word when I met your lovely ex girlfriend too! In fact I remember now, you made a point of saying you were not married when I asked 'is this your wife?' when she walkied into ther garage.  DOUBLE SNEAKY!!! 


Well done both of you!!!! 

[Facial Hair Optional]

Brilliant pics too mate, I love that you actually have your race shoes on!!! Classic, and not a cone in sight!!

[Facial Hair Optional]

What's all this about a racing Skoda then Colin?? You can run but you can't hide mate!! Was it yellow?? 

[Iancider]

And congratulations from me and Wifey to Mr and Mrs Moleman!!!

[Daley Down Under]

Congrats to you both Colin - love the photos

Cheers Adrian

[Lucky Ed]

Nice one you two! Congratulations to you both

[Bulldog Bri]

Congrats buddy. From me and Anna. Don't know when I'm gonna get around to it.

[Gary RH7]

Well done Colin and the best of luck to the both of you,

[damouk]

Congratulations to you both, that's absolutely brilliant! Explains why the ex girlfriend didn't come to Tintern now lol!

['The Gaffer']

Congratulations on your marriage Colin & Rachel from Speedy J and I. Great pic's, hope the last one was staged for the camera - very funny though.

Have a long and happy life together

[Moleman]

Thanks Guys.
Yes Steve I guess you knew the Skoda Driver & yes we did chuckle at the fact we pointed out we are not married. 
Yes Damien that is why she wasn't there. 

[Iancider]

Okay,

Next Track day, October 5th:

"JUST MARRIED" on the roll bar - you've got to do it!

Ian

[Facial Hair Optional]

What about some mini cones on strings behind the car too Colin?? 

[Moleman]

That is funny guys. 

[Moleman]

What's all this about a racing Skoda then Colin?? You can run but you can't hide mate!! Was it yellow?? 

No it wasn't yellow just a rustic sort of colour.

[Gary RH7]

Col, why are you posting on the forum? you got nothing better to do?

[Moleman]

Back to work tomorrow as normal mate. 

[Gary RH7]

Good old Airbus. What would we do without it

[paintman]

Congratulations Colin, fancy you living in sin all these years after spending the original wedding money on a Westfield..... shame on you!       Lol

[Brandy Barrel]

Congratulations To you both

[Facial Hair Optional]

What's all this about a racing Skoda then Colin?? You can run but you can't hide mate!! Was it yellow?? 

No it wasn't yellow just a rustic sort of colour.

I see what you mean Colin, that van behind you looks almost yellow though!!

You didnt trailer the Westie there did you?    I'm kidding of course. I know that is not your van, not yellow enough!!!

[Bulldog Bri]

Surprising Skoda! Surprising it's still going (cue Skoda jokes )

[Gary RH7]

OK here goes, You asked for it

1. How do you double the price of a skoda?
Fill up the tank

2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.

3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda?
Okay, seems like a fair swap

4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ?
A Dreamer

5. How do you double the value of a skoda?
Chuck a penny in it.

6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip

7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)

8. What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

10. How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run

11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda?
Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down

12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar?
They both never go anywhere without a rattle

13. Why did the skoda cross the road?
It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial?
A bumper car

15. What colour shall i get my skoda in?
It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week

16. How do you make a policeman laugh?
Tell him your skoda just got nicked

17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.

18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead'
Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike instead'

19. How do you make a skoda more sporty?
Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

20. Whats the difference between stress and a skoda?
Stress makes you have a mental breakdown.

[Gary RH7]

OK, I cheated and just got them off the net but some of them are good

[Bulldog Bri]

Well done Gary. Think you need to get out more as well.

[Gary RH7]

I tried going out once...didn't like it. It rained

[Facial Hair Optional]

Well done Gary. Think you need to get out more as well.

He tried to get out more Bri, but his Skoda couldnt get off the driveway!

[Gary RH7]

Well done Gary. Think you need to get out more as well.

He tried to get out more Bri, but his Skoda couldnt get off the driveway!

Actually I lost the starting handle

[Iancider]

Yeah,

- enjoyed those - hadn't heard those for a while.  But you missed this one:

What do you do if you see a Skoda doing 100mph -

Obviously call an ambulance because it just fell off a cliff

OR

What do call the proud owner of a new Skoda

An ambulance - he's ill.

OR
/
How many elephants can you get in a Skoda -

None - They don't like Skodas.

OR

How do get to have sex in the back of a Skoda?

On your own!

OR

What do you call a Skoda with two doors?

Recently repaired!

OR

How do you turn a Skoda into a Sportscar?

Turn the steering sharply to the right!

[garry h]

congratulations to you both 

[Camber Dave]

Warning - Take a break from the forum and miss the story of the year.

I heard about it from the guys on Sun

Congrats Colin and Rachel

[Facial Hair Optional]

I know the guy who owns that beautiful, very reliable and quite quick Skoda, I'm seeing him later and will be giving him Ian and Gary's names and addresses! He's 6 foot 8 and weighs about as much as a kit car!! ha ha ha!! 

[Bulldog Bri]

I know the guy who owns that beautiful, very reliable and quite quick Skoda, I'm seeing him later and will be giving him Ian and Gary's names and addresses! He's 6 foot 8 and weighs about as much as a kit car!! ha ha ha!! 

Power to weight ratio still not good then!

[Facial Hair Optional]

Careful Brian, that list may get longer!! 

Seriously though, I emailed him via my ex (they work together) the pic of Colin and Rachel next to his car, he will see it later today I expect and I know he will be chuffed to monkeys about it! (just not the Skoda jokes, but we will keep that bit quiet eh!!)

[CC Cyclone]

Congratulations Colin. all the best.

[Moleman]

I know the guy who owns that beautiful, very reliable and quite quick Skoda, I'm seeing him later and will be giving him Ian and Gary's names and addresses! He's 6 foot 8 and weighs about as much as a kit car!! ha ha ha!! 

He was a big guy. If you don't have any of there addresses feel free to ask me. 

Thanks for the other congrats guys.