Honeymoon

[benchmark51]

[Crunchie Gears]

Sorry mate.  Normally enjoy your posts but cannot read this one

[benchmark51]

Sorry mate.  Normally enjoy your posts but cannot read this one

Hmm, I'll try a bit of T cut on it. That better?

[benchmark51]

Perhaps not. Works fine on the pc, hazy on the phone though.

HONEYMOON

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked ''whats wrong with your feet, they are all mangled and wierd'. 'I had tolio when I was a child' he answered.' You mean polio' she said. 'No tolio, it only affects the toes' he said.

When he took off his trousers, she said ' Whats wrong with your knees, they're all lumpy and deformed. He said that as a child I had kneasles. 'Don't you mean measles' she asked. 'No kneasles, it only affects the knees' he replied. As the undressing continued he then removed his underwear and she said, 'dont tell me, let me guess. Smallcox !

[Crunchie Gears]

Oh dear I wish O had not asked.

[Moleman]

I think I ended up with that last illness?